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When your just trying to enjoy some delicious fruit and someone interrupts you.
I was minding my DAMN buisness eating some DAMN fruit!!!
A gay man in the center of and on the receiving end of a bukkake circle.
"This cinnabon is stickier that a fruit with frosting"
While some people call honeydew or watermelon filler fruit, this means a person. Not a homosexual! This is a person who isn't necessarily desired to hang out with but is selected when a specific number of people are needed for something. NOT pickleball!
As they were figuring out who would be playing each position on the kickball team, Hollee asked who would be left field. Heather laughed and said, "filler fruit Fred!" Hollee smirked and declared, "Heather! You are that bitch!"
When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.
The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.
A pack of gushers poured into a fruit roll up and rolled like a blunt.
He hobbled the fruit snack blunt with two hands.
The offspring of a self entitle woman.
I told her to be sure her twat-fruit did his homework.
A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.
Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.
Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.
Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable