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A disposable toilet seat cover typically found in public restrooms (see assgasket), so called because of its uncanny resemblance to a Stetson hat when the center is punched out and it is placed upon the head. And, because they're free.
Jimmy prefers the stalls to the urinals, because he always gets a free cowboy hat.
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What one is called after failing miserably at free running
Ha he just tried to do a double back flip off a park bench and failed. What a Free-Tard.
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1) The thing to say to heckle a band/musician that you are not enjoying by implying they are not playing "real music" like Lynyrd Skynyrd.
2) A surefire way to establish yourself as the angriest and most unoriginal person in the room.
(at a Jesse McCartney concert)
40 year old pedophile: Play Free Bird!
13 year old girls: Shut up old creepy man!
Jesse McCartney (giving the finger): There's your free bird!
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All round slogan. Use it to show that you disagree with a cause and have a hard time taking it seriously. Originally used by Ali G (Sascha Baron Cohen) at an anti-abortion rally.
Crusading speaker: We will not stand and watch while God's laws are being violated! Homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry!
*loud cheer*
Random guy: Yeah, and free Nelson Mandela!
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When a female whom no longer deals with, or entertains a male who is not beneficial to her and brings her down begins to naturally glow.
Jill: I heard Jane and Will broke up!
Ashley: Yeah they did and I'm glad. He was no good for her.
Jill: Yea and you see that fuck boy free glo coming in already!
Ashley: Hell yeah! She looks great!
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When you are about to engage in sexual relations with a obese african american and you press her fat rolls together and begin penetrating the crease of the rolls like it were an anus or vagina....etc
Hey man I had This big girl last night man she was a freak, I ran the Detroit Free Press on her ass.
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Also known as FTS, this is a hypocritical pirate alliance that is strongly opposed to free trade in the online game Pardus. Their name makes for some irony as they are renowned for their blocking of important sectors, general communist enforcement of trade prices, and restricting spawn points of powerful NPCs for their own members. Generally disliked by most Pardusians except for the Famous Pirate alliance.
"Dammit, my space farm just got raided by the Free Trade Syndicate!"
"Damn those pirates, they were probably after your bunnies!"
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