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I kicked a goose

A poor attempt at dirty talk

Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023


kick some bot

To play against the AI opponents in a video game and give them a serious beating.

The phrase "KICK BOT!" can be used to encourage yourself and your team mates before attempting to fight a challenging AI opponent.

Gamer Dude: "let's play some versus!"
Wimpy Dude: "Nah! You always beat me."
Gamer Dude: "Ok... well let's kick some bot then."
Wimpy Dude: "Alright! Let's do it!"

by EmteeMoe March 22, 2007


Butterfly Shrimp kick

The Butterfly Shrimp kick is a last resort for Buddhist monks to defend themselves and their monestarys. It is when a monk leaps into the air and driving their foot down through the enemies body down the center of it but intentionally leaving the spine intact, the victim then falls with the body resembling butterfly Shrimp. (It also considered a war crime in most Eastern countries).

My father was in the Chinese army and when he attacked a Buddhist monestary they killed him with the Butterfly Shrimp Kick.

by sosig.fo.win November 14, 2018


Kicking the wolf in the mouth

when you're generally hungry as hell, usually after a long night of drinking

Man I was out partying all night and woke up kicking the wolf in the mouth

by jakeinkalispell September 17, 2010


kicked from the chat

Nick is gay

Why did nick molest that little boy?
Because kicked from the chat

by Matt. September 10, 2018


kick-start the dog

1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.

2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.

1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.

by The Cap N' June 19, 2020


kick the bull in the junk

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.

You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.

by ew-david October 7, 2022