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1. The mother of British. (see British)
2. An imaginary figure that is theoretically capable of representing any person, place, thing, idea or dimension.
3.A nullifying response to any direct question asked that quickly deflects any awkwardness experienced from the initial question.
GuyI saw you parked down the lane with another man in the car and you were both in the back seat. Who was it that you were with?
Girl: British Ma
Both: *Laughter*
A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Shazzer: More FB kick offs tonight hun?
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
The act of being the biggest gay in serena
Man you are literally mas. Look at you you are mas
An acronym for “Men Ain’t Shit”
He ghosted me after cheating on me… MAS
Girl, MAS, he was gaslighting you.
A shortened word for masterbaiting
Do you hear about Greg mas in the toilets