pussy pants

Pants so low that you can almost see pussy.

look at the pussy pants.

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pants up

a synonym of "heads up", particularly after the children leave home---when they announce their unplanned visit with a text or phone call.

My son texted me as he pulled into the driveway unannounced, "I'm here, see you in a second".....I texted back, "Thanks for the (pants up)".

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Tauren in the pants

Taurens are huge, half-bovine half-men in the popular video game World of Warcraft. The term 'tauren in the pants' refers to two things; a man having either a very large penis, or being excessively hairy in the pubic area. Originated from assumptions that taurens encompass both of these things.

"I heard that guy's tauren in the pants."
"Really? Awesome!"

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Monkey pants

Pajama pants with monkey print.

I wore my monkey pants to bed on Friday.

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nappy pants

skinny jeans worn below the ass which creates a sag in the bottom, back of the jeans.

"that emo over there has nappy pants. should we tell him?"
"nahhh. he will figure it out"

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shitty pants

A young child who has poohed their nappy.

"come on shitty pants, lets get you cleaned up!"

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Wear the Pants

(verb)
1. To own each situation like a farmer owns a donkey
(noun)
1. A robust and compelling call to manhood, not unlike a Viking blowing his horn from a mountain top or submarine captain ordering his men to fire torpedoes
2. See Mansformation

"Put down the plastic fork, step away from the salad bar and wear the pants, Thomas."

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