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Someone who pipes so much that he is the pipe king. Elite level piper. Deserves all the respect in the world.
Joe: Yooooo did you see Mark hooked up with that baddie??
Bob: Yeah bro, he's the pipe king!
Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.
"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."
To squeeze ones glutes in a way that redirects the force of a fart around the genitals and out of the front of the body.
By front piping my regal coin purse and harnessing the power within my rectum, I forced the marooned vessel from a most assured doom upon the partially submerged iceberg.
The arms of someone who plays video games all day.
Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?
The arms of someone who plays video games all day.
Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?
Docking after jizzing. When it dries, your "pipes" are welded together
I almost ripped my foreskin off after pipe welding with Buzzy.