Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

Climactic phrase from the Charlton Heston film.
Usually shouted at random in a bar or restaurant, very melodramatically.

Guy1: Hey man, you want to grab some chow?

Guy2: SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

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Squid Game people

A derogatory word describing asian people, often considered a slur.
Derived from popular Netflix show "Squid Game" and popularized by racist streamer "Viscoow".

"How about we eat korean today?"
"nah man im not in the mood for that Squid Game people food"
"wth man thats racist, youre actin like Viscoow..."

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People's Republic of Cambridge

An independent state just north of Boston, with two universities and one way of waging war: writing nasty notes and putting them on people's windshields. Has enough organic grocery stores, indie bookshops, and other college-town fripperies to satisfy an army of Sartre-reading undergrads.

Newbie: Why do they call this place the People's Republic of Cambridge?
Native: Because more people voted for Nader than Bush in 2000.

Cambridgeite 1: You wanna go down to Bread & Circus and pick up some pine nuts and kale?
Cambridgeite 2: But that's really out of my way, I was planning to head down to Harvard Books. If only we had public transportation we could solve this problem.
Cambridgeite 1: What do you think this is, New York? I am so sticking a note on your car for your thought crimes.

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mature people are weenies

if you are mature you are a weenie that can’t have fun. mature people do be pussys doe

Mature people are weenies and that’s on that.

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old people fears

A term coined by millennials referring to ethnic bias, homophobia, gender choice biases and sweeping political change in general.

Trump’s base is filled with followers commonly sharing and clinging to his decaying brand of old people fears.

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Off Brand People

Random people that you don't know and don't have a clue why they are kickin' it with you or where they came from.

That party was sweet, but all those off brand people were getting on my nerves.

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Dear white people

A patronizing bastardization of words used by black SJW's to blame the white man for all their problems.

Black SJW: Dear white people, stop existing you evil colonizing neo nazis. Go take a shower!

White person: Dear black people, stop being racist and saying "black people can't be racist" to justify your own bigotry.

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