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Christmas Crazy

The insanity, irrationality and general madness that sets in shortly after Thanksgiving and does not break until after New Year's Day. Very prevalent in women and can be passed from generation to generation.

Thankfully Christmas is over. I thought I would have to have my wife committed.

Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.

by makepar December 26, 2016


christmas hot dog

Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.

"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"

by Christmas hot dog January 01, 2017


Gay Christmas

Another word for pride month aka June

Happy Gay Christmas!
Its Gay Christmas Baby!

by Not all who wonder are lost June 05, 2022


Orange Christmas

The taste experienced when taking a hit from a clean vaporizer with a freshly packed bowl of marijuana.

John: Hey Mike, hit this vape I just loaded it
Mike: Mmm, that taste so good, completely different than smoking
John: Yea, that is the sweet taste of Orange Christmas
Mike: Amen!

by drkingsforest February 15, 2012


Christmas Poverty

The time during and after the winter holidays (Christmahannukwanzadan, though Ramadon is not a winter holiday) when everyone has vaccumed out their wallets and sucked their banks dry to buy hundreds of dollars worth of unnecessary cards and presents for people because now such an act is necessary for confirming and sustaining friendly relations.

Since everyone has already starved their wallets, they then proceed to not spend anything until mid-February. As a result us retail workers lose all our hours and not only can we not recover from our own Christmas poverty but we often see the amount of money left in our bank account drop to double digits or even single digits, upon which arises a strong urge to drink--which costs money.

It's a vicious cycle and is often not escaped by the inexperienced and weak of heart.

Oh, shoot; I forgot to save up for this year's Christmas Poverty. Guess I'll starve for a week else not be able to pay rent!!

Are you feeling the Christmas Poverty too?
I feel ya, girl! I got 50 dollars to last me 2 weeks after all the bills.
At least you're on salary.
Yeah, non-paid overtime. Woohoo!

Crap next year I'm saving three hundred dollars to get myself through the Christmas Povery without begging for help from the folks.

It's February 7 today, the Christmas Poverty is FINALLY starting to lift!

by $20 left in my bank account!!! February 07, 2011


vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023


christmas salad

When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.

Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.

by Ishootupbagels December 10, 2017