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A word used by Georgian senators to describe what Bill Gates' artificial hamburger meat is made in.
Man, that burger was so bad, it tasted like it was grown in a Peach Tree Dish.
Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.
I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter
The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”
“Did you pull the tree trunk maneuver on Jenny?”
“Yeah, but she got scared and shit herself.”
When two people are having violent sexual intercourse in a tree house and they make the entire tree fall down
I'm guessing my insurance doesn't cover Washington Cherry Trees, huh... Oh well.
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An ungodly war of tree shooting up one another only to be stopped by the tree god who then planted all of them in the ground.
Man that Tree Gang War was thicc af.
That smell when you first step outside in the morning and that fresh dew and brisk air hit you.
"I hit that Big Tree Mentality early this morning"