The act of suffocation due to being within close proximity of someone overweight.
Matthew learned from his mistake after getting whaled by Ryan
When you match with a cute and seemingly slim girl on a dating app, invite her over to you place and it turns out that that she is severely overweight
Erlend matched with a “slim” girl on tinder, turned out see was as tall as she was wide. Erlend got whaled.
The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.
Look at that tree trunk whale
Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.
Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”
Critter: “Midas Whale!”
Big Streamer in the streets, big whale in the sheets- mrgooseduck9
a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare
Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment