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The observation that whomever seeks a position of power is by that fact quite likely to be the least suited to be in that position of power.
Etymology: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, quote "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
User: hay admin can i plz be mod?!?
Admin: Douglas Adam's Law, bitch.
On the PORN Scale of Tame to Hardcore
Adam & Eve would be somewhere around "Victorian".
So tame it's LAME.
None of their clothes fit anyone other than their models and their "Toys" break quicker than dime store gumball machine toys. And everyone knows it's no fun to have that kind of toy die at an inopportune time.
The Porn scale is analogous to that of FOOTBALL as follows:
FOOTBALL types:
- RUGBY
- American Football (Pro NOT amateur)
- Soccer (supposedly "REAL" football)
- Canadian Football
- Indoor "Arena" Football
- Touch Football (played in the street)
- Touch Football (played by H.S. Cheerleaders)
- Plug-In Electric football game*
PORN types:
- SNUFF film
- Hardcore (again Pro NOT amateur)
- XX, NC-17 & X-rated
- Cable (Skinimax etc.)
- You Tube
- "Swingers" (i.e. fat & hairy) home movies
- Skin Mags (Playboy/Girl, etc.)
- ADAM & EVE
* Not the "Real" game in any sense, doesn't work right, and most of the F@!#ing time everyone just spins in circles not accomplishing much, just Like buyers of Adam & Eve products.
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No words can describe of how amazing this man is. He's sweet, caring, funny, adorkable, and just ah. I don't know what to say about his voice. Holy shiznits. His voice is beyond amazing; along with his sweet hair, gorgeous smile and beautiful eyes. He's the type of guy that's just not afraid to be himself; he's not afraid to put his self out there. :)
Adam Mitchel Lambert = โฅ
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A sexual activity in which homosexuals form a circle around the Canandian flag and masturbate.
The First one to ejaculate is named the 'Bryan Adams' and must get in the center and sing 'everything i do' while the remaining members
of the 'Adams Circle' climax.
Scott couldn't wait to get his friends from work around for A Bryan Adams Party.
'That was a great Bryan Adams Party' said Scott, 'Same time tomorrow?'
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A nickname that you give yourself when your name is Adam because you can't incorporate it in any other nickname.
Adam: Big Daddy Adam doesn't flow at all, but it would be a decent nickname.
Everyone else: Man, Big Daddy Adam is a bitchin' nickname.
Similar to the dirty sanchez, with the horrific modifier being the large quantity of feces that is smeared across the victim's face, leaving them with fecal facial hair similar to the famed woodsman from tv's The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams.
I was going to give Amy the dirty sanchez, but I got carried away and before I knew what happened she was left with the dirty grizzly adams....may the gods forgive me.
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A surprising and appreciation expression that is used when someone says some epic sentence, makes spectacular determination on topic which has been argued by the speakers, or explains the subject very perfectly. People mostly use this term in internet dictionaries and forums.
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