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When you go out without anywhere to stay, so have to pull in order to find somewhere to stay the night.
AKA hotel back-yourself.
1: where are you staying?
2: I'm playing danger bed mate, wait and see
Where all your dreams come true.
Dude Tommy be hittin up in bed town bro
When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne
Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.
A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
The bed version of couch potato.
Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash
something or someone that you snuggle with in bed
I have this cute stuffed doggie from when I was 3 months old. He's my best buddy in bed; I love him very much.
Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.
Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.