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Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.
Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.
Hobo 2: STANKY!
When you go out without anywhere to stay, so have to pull in order to find somewhere to stay the night.
AKA hotel back-yourself.
1: where are you staying?
2: I'm playing danger bed mate, wait and see
The cheerful nihilism of blasting Nevermind from CD in standstill traffic in the BQE.
Making up fake slack channels to cause consternation among your peers if they ever find them is a very bed and tub experience.
Where all your dreams come true.
Dude Tommy be hittin up in bed town bro
When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne
Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.
Wrapping the sheets/blankets around your entire body so that little to no skin is exposed eliminating the possibility of sharing the covers with your significant other.
Michael was in his bed burka, so Paula decided to sleep on the couch.
Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.
“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”