The Super Bowl/final game of the 2013-2014 NFL season, where the NFC Champion, Seattle Seahawks had the best defense in the NFL while the AFC Champion, Denver Broncos had the best offense in the NFL. The game was over hyped and was thought to be close. Seattle ended up raping the shit outta Denver. 43-8
Fb fan: Bruh u remember Super Bowl XLVIII?
Fb fan2: Oh yeah lmao, when the broncos got anal fucked by the seahawks
The game in which Tom Brady won his 7th super bowl ring and cemented himself as the GOAT in any sport. Antonio Brown also won a ring, so thatβs cool too.
Super Bowl 55 proved that Tom Brady is leaps and bounds over Bill Belichick.
Used to take an already impressive story or anecdote and crank it up to 11. Appended to the end of said tale as a means of making it even more unbelievable. Derived from one of the greatest Tim Horton's menu items of all time, the Bread Bowl, and its associated ad campaign, which involved a bystander overhearing that Tim Horton's chili or soup was so good, the orator subsequently eats the bowl it came in; the bystander of course not knowing the bowl itself was made of bread.
Guy A: "So what did you get up to last night?"
Guy B: "Dude! It was insane. I pounded back a 40 to myself, smoked a joint the size of a jiffy marker, puked, fell in the pool, and ended up sleeping with my buddy's mom."
Guy A: "Wow, that's the craziest shit I've ever hear..."
Guy B: "...and then I ate the bowl."
Guy A: "Fuck, do you have a church I can join?"
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The Academy Awards Night. I can't believe that wasn't already here.
They were excited to go to the party, it was the Academy Awards, the Gay Super Bowl!
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The Monday after the Super Bowl when your boss takes the day off.
I don't give a rats ass about stupid bowl sunday, but I do look forward to Super Bowl Monday.
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(slang) a sexually discriminate term for when 2 people who used to have an intimate relationship with each are reunited for the holidays after a breakup, and to "spice" things up they have wild and torrid sex with each other.
"Yeah, last Christmas Rebecca and I got back together from a 6 month breakup. Within a week I had my tongue back in her ass and I had myself a Holiday candy bowl."
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It is a cruel an inexplicably twisted method of torture or violence of a sexual nature.
It is performed with the following elements:
1: Tabasco Sauce
2: Telephone
3: and..The Anus
This method is thought to have originated from Texas due to the food used.
"This man ratted out some rapist..and 3 years later he was tortured with the dreaded Texas Chilli Bowl."
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