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The process of slapping your ballsack with a piece of metal repeatedly at a fast pace.
"Just went for a big thrash metal sesh"
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Now I say what nu metal is - it's a METAL, NOT Hard Rock, style or genre - Heavy Metal and other metal styles with Hardcore, Grunge, Funk, Hip - Hop, Rap, Electro music,....
Nu Metal, New Metal, Neo Metal, Aggro metal - pejorative name for this style or genre
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A genre of music that combines raging metal and super-cute girl singing. Taken from a combination of Metalocalypse and Power-Puff Girls
Have you heard the Japanese Band BABYMETAL? Their wailing guitar, supersonic kick drum and bubble-gum pop choruses are so Metal-Puff.
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An aural stimulation that has somewhat been related to bleeding of the ears, an excess production of testosterone, and the utter pissing off of rap fans around the world. In fact, this form of music is just white noise set to very fast beats, but due to a certain property only evident in angry, white, suburbanite males, this white noise translates into very fast, very technical, and very well written music (see: necrophagist OMG) Death metal musicians tend to have an extreme amount of skill, using secret techniques taught to them by subliminal messaging through the Slayer Compact Disc, Reign In Blood, of only which a few copies exists today, that produces this extreme effect. It is said that there are secret rituals in Greg's Basement that are used to summon the almighty Slayer, involving the parting of a chicken, dipping your head in entrails for apples, and going trick or treating in the middle of august. Avoid death metal fans at all cost. They are infected with nerd syndrome, a very infectious disease which you may catch after only one listen to a death metal CD. If you ever encounter one of these nerds, the obvious symptoms are as follows: Obesity, extreme paleness of the skin, acne, a lack of social awareness, stuttering, the tendency to talk to oneself, a delusion that they are OMG TEH HOTNESS. Run.
Death metal fan: Blah blah blah blah Vader blah blah Monstrosity, blah blah blah blah tremelo picking blah blah blah Cryptopsy, blah blah blah blah blah blastbeats.
Death metal band: Blah blah blah blood, blah blah blah blah blah blah guts blah blah blah anal blah blah poop, blah blah blah blah knife blah blah blah satan blah god.
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A fake metal genre that wants to fool people into thinking Brutal Death Metal is called "Slam Metal". Ignorant fools use the term "Slam Metal" to describe a wide variety of well established genres, for example: Goregrind, Brutal Death Metal and Deathgrind
"That guy over there said Saprogenic is Slam Metal, man what a poseur"
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A type of metal, started by The Dillinger Escape Plan, that utilizes extreme talent and complicated arrangements to create a very technical metal sound. See also mathcore.
Norma Jean is considered to be both screamo and math metal.
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braces did you know that my cousin can pick up a grate mobile signal using his!
1- she has a metal fnce across her teeth
2-no they are just her braces
1-same thing!
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