chill n lax

when you spend the majority of the day outside with fellow bros laxin it up late into the evening with lawn chairs and an unlimited amount of drinks. conversation includes life and the female specimen along with more lax talk. dress includes bathing suits and lax pennies with high socks, sun glasses and flat rims. a boom box is needed for you must listen to the broiest music all day.

yo bro you wanna just chill n lax all day?

yeah totally bro!

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Ass n elbows

A funny phrase to describe running really really fast because all you really see is ass and elbows .

Used primarily in situations where time is of the essence or you need to get the hell out of there .

While John was banging Jen he heard her husband come in the front door . John was out the window and ass n elbows naked to his car .

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guns n' roses

the BEST band in the world even tho they were around ages ago. They were not racist but just said what they think all the time which set them apart from all the truly rubbish bands we have around now. They conisted on W.Axl rose{vocals}, Slash{lead Guitars}, Izzy Stradlin{Rythm guitars}, Duff Mckagan{bass} and steven adler{drums}. They broke up because Axl is abit of an asshole.We do love u axl all the same but u did break them up single handedly. When they all broke up they all kinda kept in touch {except for axl} and they now all have solo projects and we have the brilliant Velvet revolver!!!!!

guns n' roses rule!!!!!!!!!

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Slap 'n' Sniff

When a guy slaps you with his dick and then makes you smell it.

From by Louis C.K.'s 'Last Chance' video.

So then, we do the slap 'n' sniff, so he slaps me with his dick and I smell it. Then we do the swordfighting.

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tits ‘n tats

A playful and abbreviated description of a woman who is very busty and heavily tattooed.

You can surely see her comin’ a block away ‘cause she’s all tits ‘n tats!

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Dushe n' Flush

Dushe n' Flush is the action of ditching a woman after dusheing her.

Guy 1: Yo man! How'd your date go last night?

Guy 2: Dude it wasn't a date. I just dushed n' flushed her.

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Guy 1: So are you actually going to get serious with this girl?

Guy 2: Of course not! I'm just going to dushe n' flush her like all the other girls I've been with.

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One Night Stand , Splurge and Plurge , Hit it and Quit it , Dushe

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dine n ditch

To leave a restaurant without paying for you meal, usually running out the door.

john and angel dine n ditched dennys.

www_youtube_com/watch?v=4fJAfxiolOM

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