When a woman grows old and saggy.
Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"
Having a nipple so large it looks like a swimming cap.
"Did u see that girl last week she hap a proper swimming cap nipple"
1. (N) Nipple of Dee Jo. Big, but very little at times, making the nipples multiply into 4-10 small nipples. 2. (N) Disease from Dee Jo in which nipples can be shockingly big, and may multiply into 4-10 nipples.
1. "Hey, Dee Jo, what's up with your nipples?"
"I got Nipple Dee Jo. Nipple me."
2. "Dude, I heard you got Nipple Dee Jo disease."
"Yeah, I have 8 nipples right now. Wanna see?"
When ones nipples are twisted and put into a stressful spot they need a companion to crank ones nipples to a point where you’re body is at 100% untwisted nipps
A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand
“Your a nipple in a tree stand “
A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.
Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples
something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is
Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."