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the nipples hit the floor

When a woman grows old and saggy.

Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"

by strikingoil May 25, 2014


Swimming cap nipple

Having a nipple so large it looks like a swimming cap.

"Did u see that girl last week she hap a proper swimming cap nipple"

by Gayboyjack September 12, 2016


nipple dee jo

1. (N) Nipple of Dee Jo. Big, but very little at times, making the nipples multiply into 4-10 small nipples. 2. (N) Disease from Dee Jo in which nipples can be shockingly big, and may multiply into 4-10 nipples.

1. "Hey, Dee Jo, what's up with your nipples?"

"I got Nipple Dee Jo. Nipple me."

2. "Dude, I heard you got Nipple Dee Jo disease."

"Yeah, I have 8 nipples right now. Wanna see?"

by Caca PooPoo PeePee Shart December 4, 2013


crank my nipples

When ones nipples are twisted and put into a stressful spot they need a companion to crank ones nipples to a point where you’re body is at 100% untwisted nipps

Hey Dan crank my nipples¥

by Jack the cranked December 6, 2017


Nipple in a tree stand

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand

“Your a nipple in a tree stand

by Your a April 29, 2018


baloney pad nipples

A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.

Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples

by ticktuck November 18, 2017


nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 15, 2019