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November 15 is the day you should totally give your boy friend head
Just get on your knees and pleasure him
girl friend: its November 15 i should totally give you head its just that day to do it
boy friend: lets go
if you’re born on November 24, chances are you’ve got light sandy brown hair and sky blue eyes and the biggest smile with really cute dimples. you’re so cute its almost like you’re a puppy. you’ve got a heart of gold and you’re secretly super soft on the inside (but it’s not THAT much of a secret). you’re goofy and sweet and fun loving. but a little slow at times and very forgetful. but you make up for it with your kind soul :)
Damn, he’s born on November 24?! I’m definitely giving him my number.
During No Flex November, one is not allowed to flex in any way, both physically and mentally, including muscles, money earned, grades and sexual contact. No Flex November is often completed alongside with No Nut November, and after completing these 2 challenges you will gain mental advantage over your enemies, and physicall strenght out of this world.
Chris: Aye bro, you wanna do the No Flex November challenge?
Seb: Nah man I'm already doing the no fap challenge.
Chris: Bro we're gonna become gods!
Seb: Hell ye!
The day that MCYT fans hide and panic. The anniversary of the explosion of L’manburg. Big lore events tend to happen on the 16th of November in the MCYT community.
Emma: “Wow, it’s November 16th and nothing’s happened yet!”
Layla: “Hopefully nobody dies hahaha that would be terrible”
November 5th is national hold hands with you gf/bf day!
Jacob:ayyy bae lets holds hands.Its november 5th
Gf:ok.
November 6th is a good day to take a bigggggg dump
Katelyn: it smells stanky fishy in here
Kenzie : I took a big dump
Katelyn: why?
Kenzie: it’s November 6th nigga
Today’s the day where you get to slap your tallest friend, if you missed your chance on November 2 because you didn’t see them.
Tall friend: Haha you didn’t slap me on November 2.
Short Friend: I know I didn’t see you all day. Big sad :,(
Medium size annoying friend: Well you know, tomorrow is November 3. Try then :)
Tall Friend: Why you—