An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.
“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”
When you're making out with somebody with a bowl haircut
guy 1: He is making out with that girl again
guy 2: yeah she is putting the lid on the pot
The Pot, The Glorious Pot. The Pot started it's life as a cooking pot but now it is a vessel for drinking water. It is the star of a stream on Twitch. The Pot has large googly eyes and a smile. It dresses for various occasions. It is a pop culture icon
- All Hail The Pot, The Glorious Pot
- I will drink from The Pot
- #justiceforthepot
Includes at least 4 people with an equal male to female ratio. This is the act of having sex with carrots, peas, and potatoes inside of a pastry shell, using gravy as lube.
Did you hear about Noah? He got drunk last night and had a weird pot pie
Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging
“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging
“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
Hollis is a Flower Pot Faggot for going 5-1 while camping on Gun Runner.