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When eating a meal and someone dumps a scoop of cooked rice on the plate.
I was having an empanada when my mom surprise rice me and now I am really full.
she's the biggest baddie around she rolls around kingsmead with her baddie sticks and is just a total baddie !!!!
tilly lewis rice !!! i heard she's an ultra baddie
In 2021 somewhere in America A very small Town a Rice crispy shortage happened i’m not sure how The shortage happened but it did
Person 1 Time to buy some rice crispies for the party
Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?
Person 1 wait what
Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!
When maggots are crawling around in the rectum, typically on rotting corpses
I once saw a homeless guy with rectal rice. Nastiest shit I've ever seen
saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.
Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"
Legal substitute for the phrase “Jesus Christ”
Cheese n rice Kyle! The fucking condom isn’t meant for your balls!