Piper Rice is a girl that doesn’t like cats and has beautiful long hair that looks good no matter what.
She’s also the dumbest whore around.
“Look at her, her hairs so long and nice”
“Yeah she must be piper Rice”
When someone is being too annoying and you can't take it anymore. You just have to SNAP!, CRACKLE!, and POP! on them!
Man, she was so annoying! I had just had to Rice Krispie on her a**!
The Rice Master is not one who should be taken lightly. The Rice Master is one with the rice having complete omnipotence over rice and it’s likeliness. The Rice Master knows all.
Yo fam make sure you declare your rice to The Rice Master so you don’t get in trouble fam.
A racist way to say mexicans and asians
(you are not innocent)
Beans n rice
A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.
Asian: Hey man do you have any ramen?
Human: No, you are Asian.
RICE BURN
When you're gobbling down rice, choke, cough, and a grain of rice gets blown up through your sinuses and has to be blown out the nose. Can be somewhat uncomfortable and can cause a sinus infection if not removed.
Dude, that fried rice was awesome until I coughed and got a rice booger!