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when you get so fucked up on ketamine that you dont know where you are, dont remember how to use your limbs, and talk constantly about priests abusing small children. the special k walk is a short stutter which ends up in either people hysterically laughing or you realizing that you are sprawled out in the middle of a tennessee field and dont know how the fuck you got there.
B "Holy fuck, Tim is tripping hard on special k"
D "Yeah hes fucked up"
C "Tim, do the special k walk for us"
T "JIGGA"
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making love in the wet sand area on the beach and dipping your cock in the sand and sticking back in the vagina
while making love to a lady on the beach in the wet sand area...you take out your cock and dip it in the sand and reinsert for maximum grindage and giving her a Virginia Beach Special
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Special Snowflake Disorder or SSD for short, is a disorder that happens when someone thinks they are more special than anyone else when in fact they are not special at all.
Person 1: I hate normal people.
Person 2: Sounds like you've got a case of Special Snowflake disorder, because you think you're special but you aren't!
Person 1: STOP YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME!
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100% not an invasion. Anyone who conducts a Special Military Operation is an extremely stand up guy and is devoted to world peace with zero intentions whatsoever of starting a war against a sovereign nation. Trust me guys, I am definitely NOT being held at gunpoint by the secret police right now.
I am conducting a Special Military Operation (not an invasion!) to ensure peace in Ukraine.
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When you shot someone, and then fuck them in the hole
How do you like that? Now shut up before I pull a harlem special of your ass
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When in a cold environment, like Alaska, sexual intercourse between a male and female in which the man inserts icicles and stupid pills up the lady's vagina, and then forces the woman to expound on Alaska's economy in a midwestern accent. All of this is done wearing a John McCain mask, as done so by the man.
Holy owl shit, for our honeymoon in Alaska, I took Gertrude outside to see Russia from our cottage and gave her one hell of a Sarah Palin Special when she got lovey-dovey.
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The John Kruk Special is a term for a piece of sausage and one meatball with your spaghetti. This term is named for the former Phillies baseball player John Kruk, who lost a ball to testicular cancer. Therefore, John Kruk, the baseball player, is symbolized by the John Kruk Special, featuring a piece of sausage, but only one meatball.
Would you like sausage or meatballs with your spaghetti tonight?
Well, I'm feeling hungry. I'll take the John Kruk Special.
One meatball and one sausage coming right up!
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