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A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it
A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.
Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.
When you convince your tarded homie something outrageous is true and he falls for it over and over for 30 years cause he is a tard.
Me "Something crazy."
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"
A noun used to describe the uncanny way GOP candidate Mike Huckabee uses a snappy one-liner or other joke in a serious moment to dodge a tough question.
If you go to youtube and type in "Mike Huckabee Metamucil, you will see a textbook Joke-abee.
Popping jokes is another way of saying cracking jokes. It doesn't rly make sense tho. I suggest saying cracking jokes when it comes time to use the statement
I'm good at popping jokes
Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
having a joke.
I'm only joking about going to heaven.
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