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hammer

when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.

oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er

by fartface January 27, 2008


Hammer

a tool often used by carpenters to hit and remove nails

Hey Bobby, can you pass me that hammer over there? I need to attach these two pieces of wood here

by secsmaster May 8, 2022


Hammer

A stud who can put booze anyone at the function.

That kid Daniel killed a full 30-rack himself what a hammer.

by Jordan546 May 29, 2023


Hammer

Big butt! Fat bootyyyyy

She’s got a big dabonker, she’s a big butt and I cannot lie (her butt is as think as ham: aka.hammer)

by Cutienesspelities November 29, 2022


Hammer

a gay thing you use to be gay and put up your ass

shit where’s my hammer

by dxlan of basel February 27, 2019


Hammer

The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.

Hammer, Please go be a moron elsewhere so that I can actually do my own damn job.

by Mr. Wonderfull September 7, 2018


Hammers

Someone or something which is very good.

"that new Drake track is hammers"

by Mrcoolman86 January 26, 2021