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When you shit in someones ear and then fuck the shit.
Dude, I went to a gay bar and I think I was monster mashed.
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"You're too small to be a sludge monster - you're just a slude monster!"
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The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.
Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!
Person 2: The basement monster attacks again
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A very long piece of shit descending into the toilet tube with just the very tip stikcing out of the water
Man no wonder that took so long, he was passin a lake monster
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A huge muff on either a male or a female.
"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
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" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"
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(Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.
The cave monster named Sarver stole into the orphanage to capture young prey.
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The alter-ego of the Cookie Monster, or Charlie Sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.
He is the Shitfaced Monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!
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