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Dialysis Machine

What they call a car diagnostic machine in the ghetto.

mannnnnnnnnnn mah '72 cutlass be up on dat dialysis machine to see whut wrong wit it

by g000le April 1, 2011


Machin

A machin is when somebody acts like Jonathon Machin

You machin, you fucked her with a cocktail sausage.

by Tommy282919292 July 6, 2019


Peane machine

An electric sex toy.

Every night, Missus, johnson loves to play with her Peane machine.

by EmJayee December 4, 2024


Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995

To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”

by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024


washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life October 20, 2015


Cleaning the Washing Machine

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.

Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.

by NotABanana July 20, 2015


trouble brewing machine

A highly skilled drama king or queen. An individual who can cause hate and discontent in their sleep. A professional troublemaker who says just the right things to cause a conflict. Someone who can relentlessly go from one situation to another and stir the pot. Veteran instigator.

He's the only guy I know who can make everyone at work hate one another after only an hour, he's one trouble brewing machine!

by LarsonM October 24, 2012