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In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.
I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.
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8 days before new years
Christmas day
Christmas is new years eve eve eve eve eve eve eve.
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A good insult to against people you despise.
She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.
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Pigeons doing dances that died out 13 years ago. Another way of saying something is out of date or useless. Also said as “a pigeon doing a bad dance that died 13 years ago”, it’s basically a shitty way to say something last year , I really don’t know where I’m going with this but oh well. Pigeons are just so godamn cool
Cameron : hey bro, wanna go hang out by the subway?!
Reginald : dude that’s such an old thing to do, stop being a pigeon doing bad daces that died out 13 years ago...(defined as your boring as fuck Cameron)(Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago)
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I don’t like Qaseh must wait for 2 years maybe 😂
I don’t like Qaseh must wait for 2 years maybe 😂
1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
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Basically, Actions speak louder than words.
You can learn more about a person in an hour of play rather than in a year of conversation
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