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I am a 45 year old man from Bangladesh.
Hello internet user. I am a 22 year old female from Russia and I have fallen to love with your profile. Please send money.
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The legendary quote from Jung Jaehyun the Poetic beauty.
"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."
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In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.
I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.
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8 days before new years
Christmas day
Christmas is new years eve eve eve eve eve eve eve.
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A good insult to against people you despise.
She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.
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Pigeons doing dances that died out 13 years ago. Another way of saying something is out of date or useless. Also said as “a pigeon doing a bad dance that died 13 years ago”, it’s basically a shitty way to say something last year , I really don’t know where I’m going with this but oh well. Pigeons are just so godamn cool
Cameron : hey bro, wanna go hang out by the subway?!
Reginald : dude that’s such an old thing to do, stop being a pigeon doing bad daces that died out 13 years ago...(defined as your boring as fuck Cameron)(Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago)
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I don’t like Qaseh must wait for 2 years maybe 😂
I don’t like Qaseh must wait for 2 years maybe 😂