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Sasquatch tits

Fat kid in sport playing dodgeball with his tits bouncing when throwing the ball

Damn, Robert's brother has huge sasquatch tits

by The Inc May 1, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple Tits

The S&M bondage trick when the circulation to the breasts is cut off and the boobs turn a shade of purple, usually with rope or rubberbands.

I grabbed her boobs so hard, she nearly got Purple Tits!

by Sofalala January 7, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


tit upgrade

Cosmetic surgery on the breasts to increase their size. Popular with porn starlets.

Seen Kazza? She's just had a tit upgrade.

by Wizards Sleeve June 4, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Granny tits

Derogatory term used to insult (young) females with saggy, aged-looking breasts.
This may also be used to insult women without saggy breasts, just to make them feel insecure about their bodies and/or current age.

"Oi granny tits! Having a lot of success trying to get laid yet?"

by Willem K February 15, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche-tit

A term, devired from the words douche or douchebag and tit, that is employed, wether in jest or complete and utter seriousness, to refer to a person of lower intelligence or general stupidity and/or someone who invokes such a name upon themselves by their offensively idiotic behavior and acts of douchebaggery. When mentioned, this person generally brings to mind the personifications of a boob and/or douchebag.

John: My Roommate got really drunk last night and puked all over my bed and then took a crap on my physics book!
Dan: What a douche-tit!

by dbindschedler June 10, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit tits

1) The product of the Cleveland Steamer

2) Shit smeared all over a girls tits for no apparent reason whatsoever

1) After giving Leslie the Cleveland Steamer she craved so much, she had shit tits

2) While Tits McGee was sleeping I shit all over her tits and smeared it in giving her shit tits

by Robert Williamson April 21, 2005

58๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


spaggy tits

Breasts that are undesirably saggy and spongy. Breasts usually resemble a sock with a tennis ball put in it and hung from the chest.

That ho best put her shit back on. Ain't nobody wanna see her spaggy tits on Girls Gone Wild.

by Bug-a-Boo July 26, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž