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The holy grail of gay porn,when two black male homosexuals also known as sweet street chocolate have intercourse while using a midget as a toy
Hey tyrone lets get together for some rascal porn
Sorry dashawn i cant get ahold of alex(midget)
Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.
I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.
Something or someone who is really attractive or sexy
Wow look at her that’s oven porn right there
Forms of media, especially YouTube videos or clickbait articles, that you know will not be pornographic but still somehow expect (and hope) to be pornographic, and then click on and/or watch, only to be disappointed and still horny.
Bro 1: Hey man, did you hear about that Buzzfeed video "Girls Use Vibrators For The First Time"?
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot
ONE WEEK LATER
Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.
The porn you watch before watching the 'main' porn. "Foreplay Porn" is like a side quest in a video game.
"David R. edges on kemonomimi hentai before finishing on NTR h-doujinshi. David R. considers kemonomimi hentai to be 'Foreplay Porn' "
someone who watches people shove their pp in a hole
me: sees on laptop
me: runs over to check search history
*sees porn hub all over search history*
person who owns the laptop: HEY! STOP TOUCHING MY LAPTOP
me: hell nahh u got so much porn on it u porn watcher
person: STOP IT or ill...
me: what show me porn or something?
it is a situation where a gorilla is going to participate in a intimate act, and some random guy named Tyson Waters is like "oh lemme record that" hes then saves it for later
"Yeah you know that Tyson Waters guy yeah, hes got a whole stash of Gorilla Porn"