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Gorilla Porn

it is a situation where a gorilla is going to participate in a intimate act, and some random guy named Tyson Waters is like "oh lemme record that" hes then saves it for later

"Yeah you know that Tyson Waters guy yeah, hes got a whole stash of Gorilla Porn"

by Tyson Waters November 16, 2020


Tactical-Porn

The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.

Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!

by WTFisThisWebsite? March 24, 2021


Porn Jackings

Semen spent from masturbating to porn. Usually, the semen is ejaculated into a tissue or sock.

Please don't wipe your face with that dishrag, it has porn jackings in it.

by orangon August 08, 2013


porn hour

The hour when your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is watching porn. Typically around midnight but varies by location.

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour, bro"

by Bhesh October 13, 2015


Porn-scorn

The act of shunning a person who is involved with, addicted too, distributes, or produces illicit pornography.

When the troll came into the chat room trying to post pornography links, they got a heavy dose of porn-scorn

by pandapeter June 07, 2014


rascal porn

The holy grail of gay porn,when two black male homosexuals also known as sweet street chocolate have intercourse while using a midget as a toy

Hey tyrone lets get together for some rascal porn

Sorry dashawn i cant get ahold of alex(midget)

by spring-sprung October 17, 2017


hallmark porn

Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.

I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.

by EZlikesundaymorning May 29, 2021