Tactical-Porn

The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.

Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!

tactical porn

When you think you've been rattled by a dodgy pop-up, one must go through the process of tactical porn. This means purposely watching porn repeatedly to try and throw off the scent of potential IP snakes.

Mate, I totally got rattled by a pop-up last night.
How so?
I was watching porn when a pop-up for busty milfs surprised me , I don't want anyone thinking I'm into busty milfs

Dude, you need to deploy a tactical porn

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