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Lost My Left Shoulder

Use to tell someone that your father passed away.

I lost my left shoulder sorry for not replying to your text

by Ryolu April 30, 2023


Left Sock

Code word for a Cum Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.

by Rusty Nails Shackleford February 10, 2022


Jersey Left

When you have to go right to turn left , aka a jughandle.

You have to make a left on to Levitt Pkwy from Rt 130 South, but it's a Jersey Left so stay in the right lane so you don't miss it.

by MistrustLoon March 30, 2023


Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

by Handy ManWell February 6, 2021


going left

When you going through facebook photos, clicking the left arrow first to see what they looked like years ago.

Going left on Jay Jones Facebook photos revealed he has always been hot.

by lefty1011 October 19, 2013


Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.

I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.

by BellsBeach50 July 21, 2023


swing left handed

Gay or gayeee
Bisexual mostly bull dike!

Tell your homie she better quit, I don't swing left handed!

by MeMonchie March 12, 2021