A cryptic individual in a top hat that can and will bamboozle you at any given chance.
"Bro I woke up with ferrets in my fridge again. Bamboozle-Man is at it again.
A very tall bald man who frequents strip clubs or titty bars. He consistently has glitter on his dome and nether regions. Or, a very very gay man.
Rod just got divorced again, the glitter man reared his ugly head and his wife found stripper dust on his drawers.
the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me
always looking at me im horrified
i dont know what to do about it
“that roblox man face paper plate is freaking me the fuck out throw that shit away man”
a dervish man is a male dhulbahante
he a dervish man..
A pimp-like simp.
Allows his spouse to whore around.
90s' vaccine product.
Shivers at the thought of raising his voice against spouse's chronic compulsion to give boners to strangers.
A husband material for sexually debauched empowered women.
"John is such a green flag man! You are so lucky to get him."
One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl
Carl: u won do it.
Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*