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Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.

Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."

by Onesquawkyboi July 14, 2023


El Booty Man

A person who carries the name "El Booty Man" or can be shortened to "Booty Man" can be easily defined as the realest nigga around who has the smallest penis, but pulls the most hoes. They also will tend to stay home a lot and smoke weed.

Person 1: Did you hear El Booty Man is pulling hella hoes

Person 2: No fucking way he pulls

Person 1: He's the real ass nigga Booty man of course he pulls

by Bobby is cute February 1, 2024


what the elastic man

what you say when a man is being both a fricktard and a butmunch

"that guy is so what the elastic man"

by butterdog99 September 21, 2021


Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.

Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!

by The Real Slim Shardy May 31, 2024


Man wassup

A term originated in Broward County used for hyping things or situations. Sounds better coming from females.

Girls in the club making cute snaps (one friend) “man wassup!”

Girls see a group of scammers and get excited “man wassup!”

by Chocolatedream90 November 23, 2021


Attractive motion getter young man

Daomarion Aka Dj is the true definition of an attractive motion-getter. He only wants one female, and that’s Tiffani he’s is so loyal and handsome that any girl would be happy to be friends with him or date him.

I really like you, and your amazing, your so Attractive motion getter young man

by Ty-Rome October 28, 2023


Phuc man

Maauz

Maauz is a phuc man and not owen

by THATPHUCBOY69 June 16, 2021