Definition
I Keeps -- short for I keep it real
Backround/History
Ever since that fateful Dave Chappelle Episode this word has highly overused by white people everywhere
Guy1: Get outta my grill man! This ain't no barbecue! You ain't no Hamburger!
Guy2: What?!?!? Boy I KEEPS! (punches Guy1)
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Contracted form of the phrase 'I'm out', a simple proclamation that you want nothing to do with what you were just told about or witnessed.
Jim: "Hey Patrick, have you heard about the new Metallica/ Lou Reed collaboration?"
Patrick: "I out"
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Before "and I oop-" there was "sis i-" basically when a bitch say some out of pocket shit that catch you off gaurd
James: *randomly while I'm eating* suck this pussy mama
Me: sis i-
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When you know, you have something good or awesome that people are talking to you about. Can be used cleverly in a common sentence as jokingly as possible. Can be used in a text: IKWIG
Man you have really nice car. Friend: I know What I Got.
Wife: You got $3500 this week. Husband: I know What I Got.
Father: You clean your room son? No electronics until your done. Son: I know What I Got.
Mother: Your going to get pregnant keeping your Legs Open. Daughters: I Know What I Got.
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Ideas/Suggestions board on neopets is known as the I/S. This board is rarely filled with ideas/suggestions because I/Sers know that TNT isn't going to do anything; They really couldnโt care less what kind of paintbrushes you think there should be. There are, however, "regs" that post everyday. The average age of an I/Ser ranges from twelve and up. Although the most common age is 13-14.
Most I/Sers will have an I/S pride sign in their lookup, which was made by Lovegood. There are many new people to the Ideas/Suggestions board, who call themselves regs or I/Sers. These are easy to distinguish because they'll tag their threads and have somewhere on their lookup "I chat on the I/S". Many of these also add scene pictures of themselves which usually turn out to be fake.
Recently there have been newscasts titled "I/S news", made by Kyle. These can be found on youtube, and are quite funny. Also there have been I/S polls. The best I/S couple goes to: Lovetri. (Nutri and Lovegood). It's not like we didn't see that one coming.
Most I/Sers do not merely chat through the neoboards, but have AIM, MSN, LJ or deviantart. "Aloneathome" chat has also become popular. Another trend on the I/S is to lurk. Occasionally you'll see one of them post, but that is rare. Many I/Sers lurked before posting on the boards, including myself.
Some I/Sers: Myles, Lovegood, Radar, Sam, Benny, Person, Chibi, Snow, Fluffy, Kookie, Daphne, Misti, Stevo, Kyle, Person, Sondra, Lamb, Ela, Silence, etc.
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The new term that replaced i see
Omar : The test was so hard that i kicked the teacher in the balls
Jiji : I wee
When someone continually talks only about themselves.... the use of I over and over in sentences... I-shoes is like issues
Stop with your I-shoes hollywood.. no one needs to hear your I-shoes