I-shoes

When someone continually talks only about themselves.... the use of I over and over in sentences... I-shoes is like issues

Stop with your I-shoes hollywood.. no one needs to hear your I-shoes

I got shoes on

It's the idea that a person knows what's going on at the present time and were able to understand the innuendo.

I was talking to Andy the other day and he asked me if I noticed the new chick in accounting. I told him hell yes, I got shoes on! I didn't miss that piece of ass.

I like your shoes

When someone says "I like your shoes" or "Nice shoes" that means they want to fuck you

Jim: Hey Tammy, I like your shoes
Tammy: Thanks Jim, you want to fuck or what?

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I like your shoes

The biggest indicator of whether or not a girl truly likes someone

A girl saying “I like your shoes” is the fastest way to fuck city

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I like your shoes

I like your shoes: If a person of the female gender says "I like your shoes" to a straight man, it is undeniable that she feels tremendous sexual desire for him. It is the one truly sure-fire way to know if she wants to bang. Unfortunately, it may require some human social skills to figure out her interests beyond the basics of sex, such as what positions she prefers to do it in.

Jen: "Hiya bob. I like your shoes"
*Bob clears space on his desk*
Bob: "Thanks, I got them yesterday"
*Jen puts herself on the desk, wrapping her legs around his face*
Jen: "Oh, cool. Where at?"
Bob: "oh uh, I actually got them off amazon. Say, should I maybe eat your pussy?"
Jen: "might aswell while youre down there"

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i like your shoes

i want to butt fuck you, being the large inmate i am

inmate : “i like your shoes”
inmate #2 : “that’s actually so gay on the low”

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I lost my shoe:(

Oh no! Poor Sammy lost his shoe! If found please call Dean Winchester who is done with Sammys moping

I lost my shoe:(

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