grum. the fastest and highest jumping whorse in all of the possible minecraft worlds. lanhams son/lover and cum buddy. the living form of resurrected jesus h crust. the man, the myth, the absolute legend. your local titty fucking boss bitch whorse in diamond whorse armor.
g r u m and i are watching the sunset uwu
You are on peak boredom and thought nobody else has gotten this combination with your diagnosis of severe and concerning boredom ( You need to stop. It will only get worse.)
the man with no life decided to use your two fingers to write the whole keyboard 4 times (qwqwerertytyuiuiopopasasdfdfghghjkjkl;l;zxzxcvcvbnbnm,m,)
an expression in Romania used when something is obvious and somehow a bit dumb-funny.
In english, it means "You broke me in half".
"Dude, did you know that the orange is named liked that because it's orange?"
"M-ai spart in doua..."
to make someone believe one thing, only for it to play out in the opposite direction.
when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
with his slicked back pompadour, diamond earrings and pronounced lisp, people just assumed Barry was gay. but, they later found out he M. Night Shyamalan-ed them all when he showed up at the company party with his gorgeous wife.
How normal people say m and m's but instead of it being mnm's or m&m's or anything else it is mmm's with 3 or more m's.
Person 1: "Hey these m&m's are good. I really like the blue ones."
Person 2: "It is actually pronounced mmm's with 3 or more m's."
Person 1: "Alright then these mmm's are really good then."
if a person keep asking too many peronal questions just say:
M Y O B. It is perfect to use in an email response.