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The world's greatest martial artist.....
also the only pupil to survive under Chuck Norris.
Fact:
Bruce Lee's real name is Buer LeCe. He was a Frenchman.
In 1964, Buer entered Chuck Norris' one-day boot camp along with 9 others who had the guts to do it.
At the end of the camp, Buer was the only one standing.
To merit his effort, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Buer's face at the speed of Norris (he would've done it bearfooted but he kept his shoes on because Buer was French) and Buer's entire physique changed into a yellow-skinned Asian. In addition, the kick was so powerful that Buer's name got jumbled into spelling "Bruce Lee."
Shocked and honored, Buer - now Bruce - moved to Hollywood to try to mimic Chuck's moves.
When Chuck found out, he disguised Bruce's death and brought him to be work in his kitchen.
Bruce Lee became Chuck's cook.
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A country club where you can get an undergraduate degree as long as you don't drown in the river or die from alcohol poisoning. Also picturesque location of the remains of General Lee's horse...well, most of them anyway...
1st individual: Why do you think yourself to be so much better than everyone else?
2nd individual: Well I do attend Washington and Lee, after all.
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A biking brand that sells pretty looking gear, for a very large sum of money that could otherwise be spent on more practical equipment. Mostly trend whores and rich people purchase this equipment. All thumbs down given are from Owners of TLD (Troy Lee Design) gear because they know they have spent to much money but are afraid to admit it.
Greg: Hey whats up dood?
Adam: Not much, just picked up a new TLD (Troy Lee Design) helm-
Greg: YOUR A RICH 15 YEAR OLD TREND WHORE, HA!
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Laura Lee-ing (Verb) An action that consists of fake crying, screeching, wiping away nonexistant tears, and blaming everybody but yourself for your actions.
"Oh my god. Did you see Sarah in the principals' office? She was totally Laura Lee-ing over being caught stealing!"
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A very charming and talented Korean actor, with a voice that can melt your panties like ice cream on a hot day.
I'm a Lee Sun Kyun simp and I'm not even sorry.
Aka Spider-man on herorin
Izabel: I always thought that spider-man was Tom Holland
Tyler: Nah it's Harvey-lee Humes