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St Anne School Laguna Niguel

A school located in Laguna Niguel, California, that’s full of white rich fucks. Everyone in their middle school has their bullshit friend groups, 200% exclusive to each other, so if you’re new everyone will be closed off from you, or leave you on read if you try to get in a conversation with them on Instagram. A lot of the girls there posts pictures of herself on Instagram like a thot, and all the guys will taunt you. Also, if you’re a twin prepare for it to be a fucking nightmare. The head of school is corrupt just like the whole fucking place. As long as you give money to the place, the school will never have an issue with you, so if you’re new don’t bother reporting a bullying incident. It will get a blind eye. If you’re short girl and a little different from everyone else, well good luck!

St Anne School Laguna Niguel is a school for rich white fucks.

by White Girls at Starbucks November 26, 2018


North St. Louis Hood Ornamemt

Similar to the St. Louis Hood Ornament, but you top off your poo with a sprinkle of fentanyl, carjack the vehicle's owner, and crash it into a parked car while eluding police.

Operator: "911...What's your emergency?"
Citizen: "I was driving on Natural Bridge near Goodfellow and somebody just gave me the ole North St. Louis Hood Ornamemt."

by Not_a_Cop March 7, 2020


de la Salle st Helen's

it is a school in the town of at Helen's

I wish I hadn't had gone to de la Salle st Helen's

by allofthefacts March 8, 2021


st george girls high school

A school located in some place way too near the shire that has way too much school pride. It is the only all girls public school for miles around where the students are forced to wear ties, even worse...candy stripe ties. They have so much school pride that they are like a private school with less funding. This school is a haven for nerds and azn kids.

People try very hard to get into this school and are expelled for the stupidest reasons. For one, expelling someone because they have become pregnant or because they've had three minor strikes (for example three brushes are: 2 cases of truancy, 1 minor case of vandalism) is pretty silly. Catholic and private schools are fairer than this. Maybe if you like to study and be good you will like this school.

Also, wearing the wrong socks will get you detention. Refusal to attend detention will get you suspended. If you wear the wrong socks, you will be forced to buy some from the principal's office. Seriously,no public school is this strict on uniform. Top buttons must be done up when wearing your tie. Even though you cannot see it because the tie is done up infront of it. Also, all sleeves must be unrolled. The length of the socks is crucial. It cannot go over mid-shin and it cannot reveal any part of your ankle. What kind of public high school cares this much?

The sane people who attend this school have said "I'm leaving this school!" at least 50 times a year.

Azn nerd: OMG! I ONLY GOT 80% IN MY MATHS TEST! I'M GOING TO DIEEEEEEE. I'LL BE IN THE LOWEST MATHS CLASS POSSIBLE!!!

me: SHUT UP YOU RETARD.

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sane kid 1: You know what...If I get busted one more time, I'll be expelled...YESSSSSSSSS!

sane kid 2: Lucky! That's insane...you've only truanted once!

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sane person 1: shit I'm broke.

sane person 2: what? you had ten bucks this morning!

sane person 1: Yeah, the K made me buy these socks...

sane person 2: st george girls high school sucks...

by Smidgeon of Pigeon November 8, 2006

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st george girls high school

The best selective high school in the world, with perverted boys as a brother school.

"Those girls are just so smart... and so cool..."
"So the must go to St. George!"

by Bec Simpson May 2, 2005

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st george girls high school

the school that's too strict with a principal that thinks the students are all 'bright shining stars'. the students are also too supportive of each other a.k.a the worst selective school ever

- at st george girls high school -
student: *wears ankle socks*
teacher: YOU HAVE ANKLE SOCKS, SEE ME AT THE 2ND HALF OF LUNCH

by fkasnfjkaws December 28, 2012

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St. John’s Lutheran School Ocala

A school full of rich white people, that spit out the N-word more than their Mom spits out their dad’s children. The students are the most un-holy mfs you’ll ever meet. Daily tasks consist of nic breaks in the bathroom, and threatening to kill themselves everytime they get a grade back. Every boy with a perm looks like a muppet that just finished snorting crack out of his grandmas asscrack. Everyone is depressed and suicidal. There’s so many gay bitches that go to that school that I’m surprised God hasn’t stuck it with lightening yet. I wonder how many people have smoked weed in the parking lot, and used Bible pages as rolling paper. That school has some of the sneakiest and horniest bitches. No one knows why the dress-code is, because no one follows it. The lady at the front desk is always in a bad mood, like lady you look like ezma from emperors new groove. Go home and take your hot flashes with you

Hey do you go to St. John’s Lutheran School Ocala?

yeah….

I hate you, petty hoe.

by iwannadie6999 December 17, 2021

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