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The anime buddy that everyone knows/has, but is too embarrassed to tell anyone else.
Tim: Why did you not answer my call?
Jacob: I was on the other line.
Tim: With who? Your random anime buddy?
Jacob: (pause) No.
Tim: Shenanigans!
Retarded Animal Babies is a site of newgrounds.com which is very amusing. Sadly, epiodes aren't being made anymore, but if you watch ANY of them (might be good to start at the top and work to the end to get the jokes) its pant-pissing hilarious. Anything these little critters say is quotable material. Everything.
"I swear to christ I'll assrape you with rusty corncob holders!"
Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.
Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.
Bored suburban white kid with waaay too much time on his/her hands.
Found in decadent wealthy societies where most people have more food than they need and anthropomorphize their overfed pets.
Irrelevant in developing nations or to people who have real life problems to worry about.
The animal rights activist screamed and ranted in front of Macy's while brandishing photoshopped pictures of roadkill. "See this poor little innocent animal that died for your sins in this evil leg-breaking trap!!" The homeless family across the street was unimpressed.
An animal t-shirt often sold at tourist shops in the U.S., most often printed with an airbrush look. Common Alaska prints include wolves howling at the moon, bears showing some teeth and eagles descending. If you take pictures of these shirts in the night, the power glows.
That girl is getting hit on all the time because she is rockin' the Power Animal Shirt. And I heard she won a hula hoop contest because of its magic.
Anime Kino Rot is when you have too many good (Kino) anime to watch but you just can't get into any of them. The side effects of this are watching the first (and possibly second) of multiple anime but never the others. The cure for this rot is to choose one anime to watch that has only one twelve episode season and force yourself to watch every episode until it becomes interesting. Keep this mindset up to avoid the rot as it is easy to relapse once the original rot has been cured.
Good luck, weeb!
Originally posted on r/goodanimemes by me.
Friend: Ugh...I have so many good anime on my watchlist but I just can't get into any of them.
Me: That's Anime Kino Rot. Force yourslef to watch a twelve episode anime to cure it.
Someone who is extremely obsessed with anime - anime wallpaper, body pillow, anime games, can't go a day without watching anime, et cetera.
Man, Hailey really does have Anime Obsessive Disorder. She's even got a body pillow!