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Large male with small to non-exsistant brain. Often seen lifting heavy things, looking confused at the printed word and taking girls from Downers Grove South to his homecoming.
I can't believe that guy is squating 800 lbs! Whatever, the big dumb animal is going to give himself hemmrhoids.
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The only DECENT animal caring group. They have raided plenty of science labs that use poor and helpless animals for useless and sloppy experiments. During the raid they had rescued hundreds of animals; rabbits, dogs, monkeys and even cats who have had their own eyes sewn toghether, therefor making them blind.
During the raid, they had rescued a famous baby monkey known as Britches. The lab taken poor Britches away from his mother the day he was born. What happened to Britches was horrific. His eyelids had been sewn and lived for three dark and lonely years blind. He was deprived of nearly everything. Until 1985, when the ALF rescued him. He was in a mental condition and had body spasms because he was in such a small space, blind with no one around.
The ALF restored his eyesight by taking the sewings out. The monkey had gotten better every day and was able to eat, drink and walk by himself. Britches was even very playful!
The ALF are truly heroes, unlike PETA.
Animal Liberation Front actually cares about animals, unlike PETA.
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The anime buddy that everyone knows/has, but is too embarrassed to tell anyone else.
Tim: Why did you not answer my call?
Jacob: I was on the other line.
Tim: With who? Your random anime buddy?
Jacob: (pause) No.
Tim: Shenanigans!
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Retarded Animal Babies is a site of newgrounds.com which is very amusing. Sadly, epiodes aren't being made anymore, but if you watch ANY of them (might be good to start at the top and work to the end to get the jokes) its pant-pissing hilarious. Anything these little critters say is quotable material. Everything.
"I swear to christ I'll assrape you with rusty corncob holders!"
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Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.
Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.
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Bored suburban white kid with waaay too much time on his/her hands.
Found in decadent wealthy societies where most people have more food than they need and anthropomorphize their overfed pets.
Irrelevant in developing nations or to people who have real life problems to worry about.
The animal rights activist screamed and ranted in front of Macy's while brandishing photoshopped pictures of roadkill. "See this poor little innocent animal that died for your sins in this evil leg-breaking trap!!" The homeless family across the street was unimpressed.
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An animal t-shirt often sold at tourist shops in the U.S., most often printed with an airbrush look. Common Alaska prints include wolves howling at the moon, bears showing some teeth and eagles descending. If you take pictures of these shirts in the night, the power glows.
That girl is getting hit on all the time because she is rockin' the Power Animal Shirt. And I heard she won a hula hoop contest because of its magic.
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