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When a girl gives two handjobs at once, while bending over, so it looks like her arms are flapping wings, while another guy pounds her from behind, making her squawk like a bird.
Dude, we should totally get that girl to dirty bird us.
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parents that, knowing that you can to do better at school, refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic simply because your report card can be described as ça laisse à désirer and you don't give a rat's ass
I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.
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someone who has a striking resemblance to charlie from always sunny. people with this name are known to be alcoholics and usually break a lot of shit while drunk. he may be gay?? he is also a chain smoking varsity athlete with stockholm syndrome and what is refered to as a "bird point".
oh no connor bird is drunk again, hide your children
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When one gangster shoots the middle finger off of another gangster. WTF!
gangsta #1: Yeah, fuck you nigger!
gangsta #2: BANG BANG BANG BANG click click................
gangsta #1: WTF!!!!...... you shot off my finger
gangsta #3: DAMN!!! I didn't know that you could shoot the bird.
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When as a medical student on surgery rotation, you are sent by your resident to watch their patient in pre-OP until they are taken back to the OR, upon which you page the resident.
"Jerry, why don't you go on down to pre-OP and do some bird dogging on Ms. Smith and let me know when she gets taken in for her hysterectomy
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A slang term in which is usually used when making fun of a persons penis size in a jokingly way.
Look at him, he's got a Lil Bird
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more commonly known as a "seagull"; derived from the fact that these birds are about the size of a toaster.
look at those toaster birds flying around! they are so beautiful!
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