Lost cunt

One who aquires a sense of utter hopelessness when a deadline or otherwise inescapable ominous task looms.

Monso get off wikipedia and start your FEA assignment its due tomorrow, fuck, your such a lost cunt.

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cunt hunter

A person that will do anything for or go to great lengths to have sex. Can be a man or a woman.

That cunt hunter will do anything for pussy.

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Scammy Cunt

Someone who steals something off you or constantly asks you to borrow things.

"Omg, You scammy cunt"

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Cunt Flap

1. Literal term for a lip of the female vagina.

2. Vauge term denoting one holding unadmirable qualities.

"Ahh man, my Father is such a cunt flap today."

"Oh fuck off you manky cunt flap"

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golden cunt

To indicate a woman's vagina is of very high quality in terms of tightness, moisture content and of course odour during sex.

The Holy Grail of every heterosexual man: the perfect pussy.

Not to be taken literally - cunts are very rarely golden in colour.

Damn bro, I bet that Milf has a golden cunt!

Shiiit, I need to get me a piece of a golden cunt.

"Quick bartholomew! To the Tower of Shinzegar with the sacred Golden Cunt!"

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cunt scrape

Street term for cervical examination, where a medical practitioner scrapes a womans cervix with a long sterile cotton tip.

Q: Why is it called a PAP SMEAR?
A: Cuz no one would go if they called it a CUNT SCRAPE!

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anal cunt

A grindcore band with extremely offensive lyrics and screaming jiberish vocals!!! Formed in 1988 Anal Cunt is a Seth Putnam project.

An Anal Cunt song:

Valujet

you fucking jew
you wanted to save 50 bucks
you were too cheap to fly delta
now you're an alligator's lunch

chorus:
find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valujet
over prices you did quibble now the alligators nibble-valujet,valujet
hitler should've thought of it now you're alligator shit-valujet,valujet
you stupid fucking jew you should'nt have flew-valujet,valujet

are you a jew
or just fucking gay
too cheap to fly delta
or t.w.a.

chorus

at least the plane was filled,with white trash ,jews,and blacks
now you're valujet alligator snacks

chorus

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