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A friendly, inquisitive alligator, he spends time in Palm Beach, hanging around with royalty, notably The Viscount. His spectacles give him a scholarly look, but his teeth are real.
Bartholomew lay next to The Viscount and waved his tail at Sabi, with all in the party basking in the sun.
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Pronounced: Barthla--umm-Barthomaul---umm. Bar-tholo-mew
1.) a Biblical name, which is often miss pronounced by girls who are otherwise pretty and smart but still play stupid, little pigs (and I mean that literally).
2.) brother--I mean, sister, I think--of Marcellus and Amadeus (for AMADEUS refer to "1")
3.) a word that people who have names like "Victoria" and still choose to shorten them (to, for example, "Tori") would have difficulty pronouncing.
Tori, which is just a random name, cannot seem to say Bartholomew (Instead, she says, Barthla--umm-Barthomaul---umm. Bar-tholo-mew etc.), or say four letter words, in anger, without making everyone say, "Aww, she's so cute when she's pissed off."
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Someone who is straight and is not maidenless
Person 1: did you know that Bartholomew is straight and is not maidenless
Person 2: Ratio
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bartholomew aka bart is a nice but also dirty minded coll guy he is easily trusting and easygoing person
hey look it's bartholomew
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An absolute lad. Always has cracking banter wherever he is. Generally has short dark hair and a throbbing large penis. Usually laughs during funerals.
Look at that inconsiderate asshole laughing at the back there, he must be a Bartholomew.
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When something is just crazy idk
Bro that shit was mad Bartholomew!
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Bartholomew or Barty is a cracked, smart man that is built like a tank. He spends his days reading books while playing chess and eating kiwi. A wild Bartholomew in his natural habitat has the ability to hunt lions. But a domesticated Bartholomew specializes in Tech Support and Quantum Rizzics.
Bartholomew is the iconic Rizzler
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