irish outie

When you get spanked so hard it turns your vagina into a penis.
(Similar to the difference between an innie and outie belly button)

"Spank me, Sam!"

"I better be careful, I don't wanna give you an irish outie."

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Irish Bidet

To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with

I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet

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irish breakfast

Refers to the act of cracking an egg into a pint of Guinness

"What are you doing with that egg,,, oh GOD!!!"
"It's called an Irish Breakfast yeah!"

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irish pumpkin

pumpkin with small stem

big irish pumpkin with a very small stem

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Irish Jack

A person who always exits prematurely.

Did he last long? No he Irish Jacked all over my shirt.

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Irish Virgin

The common definition of a sexually active person who has yet to be abused by a member of the catholic church.

She may be a slag and go like the clappers but she's an Irish Virgin.
Must be something wrong with her

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Irish Door

A drunk person's butthole.

Guy: God, that chick is drunk!
Creeper: See if you can get her in her irish door.

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