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Valentine's day.
The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.
"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "
"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?
"Stalker's Christmas!"
Enjoying yourself sexually on Christmas as a gift.
I let him have some Christmas Gratification while I wrapped the kids presents.
Trouble going to sleep on Christmas Eve
I have christmas sleeplessness every year.
An excitable, quick tempered and usually horny individual. Usually get's picked on a lot. Graham Christmas' usually find one person and fall in love with them instantly, however, the person never loves them back. They will stay in love with this person for the rest of their life and this person is usually a male. Graham Christmas' will usually have really good friends but not many. They will accept him for being gay and they're names are usually as follows;
Anna, Mae, Chantelle & Shannon
However, they do usually meet one fake friend and they are generally called Tyler.
They aren't very trusting and if they trust you DO NOT damage that trust. They will lose all trust in everyone and it'll take a very long time to build it back up again.
"Who's that kid over there being picked on?"
"Oh, that must be a Graham Christmas."
1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,
2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,
3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.
4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.
Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white
PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
Fantastic movie but incredibly overmarketed particularly to fake wannabe goths who have most likely never even seen the movie in the first place. They just like the imagery surrounding it. If they had actually seen the movie they would know that despite the gothic overtone it's actually a really sweet feel-good film.
Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrrr NiGhTmArE bEfOrE cHrIsTmAs Is My LiFe. LoOk At My TeE sHiRt.
Real fan: Oh yeah looks good I love Jack Skellington.
Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrr WhO iS tHaT
Real fan: You wear a Nightmare Before Christmas shirt but you don't even know the character on your shirt?!
Idiot goth kid: .....
Real fan: That's Jack Skellington you idiot he's the main character in the movie!
Idiot goth kid: Hurrrrr durrrr LeAvE mE aLoNe YoU'rE sO mEaN.
Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".
Hannah couldn't believe the house next door had "Christmas Puke" all over the yard.