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A god capable of making unplayable football plays that humans can't comprehend
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A drinking game played daily at my apartment.
You put a beer in the middle of a table and a deck of cards spread out face down in a circle around said beer.
One by one players draw a card. After drawing a card each person plus place the card under the tab on the beer. The person that makes the beer tab pop has to chug the entire thing.
Each card has a different meaning:
2: is for you. Which means the person that drew the 2 card picks someone else to drink.
3: is for me. Which means the person who drew the 3 card drinks.
4: is for whores. Which means that all the girls playing drink.
5: is for jump ahead. Which means the person that comes next in the circle has to drink.
6: is for dicks. Which means that all the guys playing drink.
7: is for heaven. Whoever draws the seven raises both hands to the sky and every other player has to do so. The last person to raise their hands has to drink. (The player can do this at any time until another seven is drawn.)
8: is for waterfall. The player that draws an 8 starts to drink, followed by every other player one at a time. Everyone must drink until the person to their left puts their drink down.
9: is for bust-a-rhyme. The person who drew a nine picks one word and everyone goes around in a circle saying another word that rhymes. Whoever messes up or repeats a word drinks.
10: is for categories. The player drawing a ten card picks a category (boy bands, shoe brands, types of candy, board games... etc.) And everyone goes around in a circle saying something that belongs in the catgeory. The first to mess up or repeat drinks.
Jack: is for jump back. Which means the person who went right before the player who drew a jack drinks.
Queen: is for beer bitch. The person who draws a queen has to get up and get beer whenever someone needs one. They keep this title until another queen is drawn or until the game is over.
King: is for make a rule. It can be anything... You can't say anyone's name or you have to drink, you can't say drink, drank or drunk or you have to drink... etc. This rule stays until another King is drawn and a new rule is made. (Unless you want to make things interesting and keep all four rules throughout the entire game).
Ace: is a piss card. You may not get up at any point in the game to go to the bathroom unless you have an Ace. If you do not have an ace and someone else does...the person holding the Ace may ask you "Well what will do you do for it?" In which they can make you perform shameless tasks you must perform before you're able to relieve yourself.
"Last night we played Kings Cup and everyone got blitzed".
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After sex/whatever gets him off, the man takes a little of his junk, spreads a line on the girls forehead and whispers "simba"
Holy shit, I lion kinged her last night.
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a badguy in almost every mario game
The last bad guy of paper mario is Bowser
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to be sexy and rich, while being a legend at the same time
dude, i am so king vash
wow, kiera knightly is soooo king vash
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an amazing group that came out of SO CAL ( or south california) The group consists of the members : D-LOC, Richter, Daddy X, Lou Dog, Pakelika, DJ Bobby B. The genre of this awesome group is Psychedelic / Hip Hop / Punk. They are a lot like Tech n9ne, insane clown posse, and cypress hill. I suggest everyone to check out their songs which include: 4-2-0, tangerine sky, bump, and let's fuck.
Boy: Dude I Was listening To KMK yesterday!
Girl: WHO???
Boy:Kottonmouth Kings , you dumb slut!
Girl: I knew that...
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A man (usually white but may also be Asian or Latino) who has a fetish for black women. Counterpart of "Queen of Spades" (white women who prefer black men). Their symbol is a spade with a "K" on it.
A King of Spades (KOS) is a man who truly values and knows how to treat black women the way black men could never do both romantically and sexually. These kings are usually white but some are also Latino and even Asian. Although obfuscated by mainstream media these kings are rising in numbers in real life.
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