A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.
I can barely move in this sardine machine.
I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one
When someone has an enormous penis
Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!
When someone has a big dick
Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam
When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
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When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.
Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.
When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.
She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.