Boy 1: She has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know, right?
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A very long piece of shit descending into the toilet tube with just the very tip stikcing out of the water
Man no wonder that took so long, he was passin a lake monster
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A huge muff on either a male or a female.
"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
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" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"
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The second book in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, written by Rick Riordan
Random Percy Jackson Fangirl: Sea of monsters by Rick Riordan is the best book I've ever read!
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The kind of person who sits under your bed waiting for you to have a wank then scares you with there big cock , BOO
Make sure you guys lock your bedrooms doors tonight before your evening session , the cock monsters about !!!
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(Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.
The cave monster named Sarver stole into the orphanage to capture young prey.
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A non fictional character played and voiced by someone normally named Sam occasionally voiced by someone named Mitch. The cummy monster will eat you is a cute way of saying...... fuck me in the ass please. Normally brought up by a faggot
The cummy monster wants to come and get you!
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