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The kind of person who sits under your bed waiting for you to have a wank then scares you with there big cock , BOO
Make sure you guys lock your bedrooms doors tonight before your evening session , the cock monsters about !!!
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A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.
Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.
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Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.
Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?
Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
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he eats cookies give him cookies
that kid is a cookie monster
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A very long piece of shit descending into the toilet tube with just the very tip stikcing out of the water
Man no wonder that took so long, he was passin a lake monster
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A huge muff on either a male or a female.
"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
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" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"
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The second book in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, written by Rick Riordan
Random Percy Jackson Fangirl: Sea of monsters by Rick Riordan is the best book I've ever read!
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