hair impaired

Hair being in a less than perfect or whole condition:
a)visually disturbing
b)the state of being follically challenged
c)being trapped in the 60's or 70's hairstyles
d)suffering from any of several all-too-common afflictions including but not limited to 4" un-dyed roots, mullets (particularly the bald guy with long fringe style reminiscent of the wreath-like 'do sported by Catholic monks in the time of Martin Luther), hair plugs, and facial hair-dying fiascos.
Adjective: hair impaired
Date of origin: 2007
Place of origin: Western Kentucky

"Don't make fun of that guy with the really bad comb-over, he's hair impaired. "

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porous hair.

1.weak hair.
2. damaged hair.
3.dry hair.
4.burnt up hair.
5.black people hair.

"ugh.
look at at that porous hair."
"i know!
its all crusty and burnt up!"

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Sexy-hair

The hair of a Slav, maybe even a jewish Slav. Has dirty blonde hair, nice coloration, not red, not irish.

Antonym: Irish-hair

Phil (Irishman): I have sexy hair
Chris (Slav): No you dont, I do

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emo hair

Nasty Hair that looks weird on people. Combed down in front, with a possible spiking in the back. Perhaps colored as well. Please see examples at livingwithstyle's famous "Emo Hair" thread: forums.livingwithstyle.com/168234.html

Emo hair sucks. See forums.livingwithstyle.com/168234.html

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scene hair

at the moment all of the scene kids are growing out their a-frames (long in front, short spikey in back) so it is a mullet dyed black. the front should be shorter then the back and there should be short bangs, not the ones that go over one eye. also one small section of the hair should be dyed another color or there should be another color coming from the roots down. oh and dont forget to not wash your hair you want the grease. the Greaser the better (its more scene)

OMGZ!! look at my new scene hair dont you love the blonde part lolzzzz ^_^.

it looks like xstaceyx's from myspace

shutthefuckup >_< .

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Red Hairing

When a ginger's pubic hair gets caught in the braces of someone who's sucking their dick.

Richard: Dude, last night this bitch gave me a Red Hairing so bad we had to cut off my pubes while they were still in her braces!
Nick: Are they still in there right now?
Richard: Fuck yeah!

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hair net

when haveing sex, geting a hand job, blow job... ect, you pull out right before coming and bust in the girls hair, it should drip around and harded into a "hair net".

"Joe gave jana a Hair net."

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