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Punching a Canadian in the face because they're stupid and deserve it.
Hey let's give that Canadian queer a Canookle sandwich because he's stupid and deserves it!
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Where you have sex in the bathroom of a restaurant.
Hey, when I'm in town you want to go get A Lamb Sandwich
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A:youre not cooking
B:YA HUH
(fire)
B:bababbabbabbabababababa
fireman:PORKCHOP SANDWICHES
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ex 1:
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!
ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich
guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!
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Two vaginas are pressed togther with a thin layer of roast beef placed in bewteen! It is a thinly sliced lean roast beef pressed between two hairless clams.
Excuse me... is that a clam sandwich that you two lovely ladies are displaying? Yes, we are pushing our pussies togther and, yes, this is roast beef inbetween!
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1. A person who creates artful sandwiches for people in a sandwich shop.
2. A person who, in real terms, is unskilled, and cant see it, despite thinking they have a 'talent'. The person often makes inappropriate, obtuse, or simplistic comments, to everyone elses amusement.
3. A synonym for B.O.M.
Look at the sandwich artist Lion. He is boasting about his temp contact in a Real Estate firm after we terminate his temp work here - he has finished the archiving we had him in for.
He is a born and bred B.O.M. like Jagoff. When will he wake up?
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Wrapping those two fine, tender, swollen, moist pieces of female flesh around a throbbing, engorged massive piece of man-meat, then serving it up, usually with some intense labia "lip fucking" for the room to slowly suck, nibble, eat, or just enjoy.
Dude, I was in the hot tub this weekend with three smokin' co-eds and they started some crazy shit. This brunette laid over the edge of the tub sporting the best swollen camel toe I've ever seen, and says "Wanna rub your cock inside my hot pussy lips?" Who the hell turns that up?
So I'm basically titty fucking her twat and the other two chicks start pushing her lips hard against me. It was fucking amazing. And just when you think it couldn't get any better? One of the chicks starts sucking the brunette's clit lips, and the other one starts mouthing the head of my cock. FFsake! So while I'm stroking it back and forth, I'm mouth fucking her hard, and the brunette is getting awesome head and cock action.
When she came I lost my shit completely. It was a rockin' Labia Sandwich!
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