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A day were we all appreciate Nikocado Avocado.
Hey, its September 30
omg today we celebrate nikocado avocado
Ik hes so cool
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If you are worthy you must spend the entirety gaining the mental stability and physical resilience to make your lower torso meet your kissers
(Must be possible by the end)
Guy 1:Suck yo Self September?
Guy 2:yea that’s how I broke my back
Boys and girls its time NO Snitching if you snitch on this day you a wimp .
Are you really as much as a snitch they call you?
No Snitching
National No Snitch September the 8th
Shut the fuck up September is where you have every single right to tell people to shut the fuck up whether they like it or not.
Everyone in the world has a free pass to tell anyone to shut the fuck up throughout the whole month of September.
person 1: Hey.
person 2: Shut the fuck up!!
person 1: Hey bro thats kinda rude!
person 2: Not my fault, its shut the fuck up September.
Do not simp in september, or you lose the challenge.
X:"Dude,is september, you can't simp, or you lose the SSS (Stop Simping September)!"
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International gray day, 6/9 will forever be gray day. Everyone devotes this day to praise gray our beloved
What day was it yesterday?
It was September 6th (gray day)
It happens before qualifying for No-Nut November and Destroy Dick December. A challenge where you must not have sex for 30 days, even gay sex, or have any pleasure with another.
The rules of Self Sex September are as follows:
- You may not have any sex with any person, male or female; you can't even masturbate to another person.
(Masturbating to another one, will have yourself considered out)
- You may not watch any porn within the 30 day period.
- You may not ejaculate
- You may not have sex in your dreams.
- You can only masturbate to yourself, and you can wear any sexy girl clothes in the process.
- And finally, you can't hug anyone, even a pillow.
This game is technically just, keeping your hands to yourself.
After you complete the game, refresh yourself, by having a girl cum into your mouth. Then have a one month break period, before you qualify for No Nut November and then Destroy Dick December
Woman: Hey honey, are you ready for some bum fun?
Man: Oh, what's on TV today?
Woman: How about Sling TV and Sex with Me?
Man: Sorry love, i'm having Self Sex September.
Woman: Oh, so you love yourself and you forget all about me? We're done!
Man: WAIT!!! I'LL HAVE YOU CUM IN MY ANUS TODAY.
Fails Self Sex September.
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